- The spouts in the shower get replaced with REAL shower heads.
- Your dinner doesn't explode in the microwave.
- You don't lock yourself out of your room.
- You can actually sleep with a blanket and not sweat to death.
- The construction workers... never mind... they never stop working.
- You don't see a cockroach the size of a small cat.
- The water doesn't kill you or your fish.
- Your bread doesn't get moldy from the extreme temperatures.
- Your milk doesn't smell funky.
- You don't feel spiders crawling up your leg.
- You don't trip walking up the never ending stair case.
To be continued...
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